Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

 E. Joseph Cossman

What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once!

 E. Joseph Cossman

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

 Abraham Lincoln


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The funniest birthday wishes in the world

In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!

I wish you all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!

On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!

You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!

You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!

You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!

Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!

It is older but not better! Happy Birthday!

If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Can you remember?!

According to a scientific study of people your age after making love:

- 30% ask how was it?

- 20% smoke a cigarette

- 50% say ………….

Congratulations! You managed to achieve this age despite all the obstacles of life. You escaped accidents, diseases, the swine flu, tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, terrorist attacks, meteorites, and even without knowing it, the aliens attack …